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The Jungle (1969)

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I really enjoyed watching this 6o’s documentary on a street gang. Well photographed and edited.

A great time capsule,  great recording of the fashions young men wore and the buildings and cars of the era.

BUT!

This stretches the definition of “documentary.”  The camera is RIGHT IN THEIR FACES. They knew they were being filmed.

The fights are obviously the boys playing for the camera.

And the shootings, at 16.50. Puh LEASE…. SOOOOO obviously staged. Especially the gang frozen in place and staring as the camera moves across them.. No one poses for the camera in the middle of a crime scene. And no cameraman can get shots THAT good in the middle of a shoot out.

and…. now that I think about it, the boys clearly got especially dressed up and well groomed when they knew they’d be filmed.

They clearly dressed sharp and got their hair groomed especially well when they knew they were being filmed.  I doubt they dressed up that well all the time.  So sharply dressed to get into a street fight? I am sure the fights were staged, and the shootings seem SO fake and staged.

 

Not that they weren’t re enacting things they HADN’T already done….. I’m sure they DID get into fights…

 

Theres not much about this film on the web.

Wikipedia says it was produced by a Temple University film teacher ( Harold Haskins). Presumably this was self produced by him, shot earlier than 1967 ( youtube commenters noted that the boys are wearing fashions and hairstyles from the early to mid 60s, not the late sixties.

Youtube says it was made in 1969, but wikipedia says it was made in 1967. Lets assume it was shot in the mid 60s, finished in the late sixties.

 

I’d love to hear THIS story:

“Schwartz shared the story of the mighty rise and devastating fall of the gang’s film company as they took the film world by storm for a brief, shining moment before a shocking murder, in-fighting, and drugs dissolved the union. ”

 

 

 

Someone on YouTube said:

kafenwar 

When I was a boy in the early to mid 70s mainstream blacks were never proud to be associated with the street gangs; they were looked upon with pity at best and at worst, they were despised. Now, ironically, they are deified by the mainstream as representing “pure blackness.” Strange”

I replied:

I liked your response and was interested in what you said. As a white man who loves both filmmaking and Black people…. I’ve never understood the glorification of “gangsta” culture that started in the 90s. Most Italians I know get frustrated that ( it seems like) every Italian in movies and TV is some kind of gangster. And many white people dont get that….if the N word is so horrible for us to say why are so many Black folks calling THEMSELVES that?!?!? ( I think I get, its a black peoples word NOW and they’ve reversed it… when black folks say it they mean ” friend”). But so many rappers promoting the gangsta lifestyle, cash, jewelry fancy cars. I see young white men wearing “prison fashion” it baffles me. If a white guy dressed up in “sambo” make up he’d get arrested for inciting a riot. In the later 80s Black leaders were praising the increasing number of TV shows showing healthy successful Black families. There is a conspiracy theory that a bunch of wealthy white media people wanted to invest in private prisons, so they promoted “gangsta” values in the media to keep their prisons full. Sounds like tin foil hat UFO nuttiness….. but maybe not.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jungle_(1967_film)

 

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1594563/

 

https://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_jungle_philadelphias_mean_streets

 

https://upennblackhistory.wordpress.com/2013/02/25/haroldhaskins/

 

http://danschindel.com/doc-of-the-day-the-jungle/

FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLF MAN STOP MOTION TEST

FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLF MAN STOP MOTION TEST

 

 

I did not make this, I simply found it on youtube.

It is credited to: DANIEL HORNE

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC94JQ3s1bHRG6q5N7dzpggA/videos

 

I would have made the punches faster, but the model work is really great.

YouTube Pooped me

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What’s Changing
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Youtube Update

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I finally got around to making banner art for my mattkprovideo youtube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBkIvPbMFQfvn2U0GvQeZfQ

I copied the banner art off this very website.

I put it into a 2048 by 1152 Adobe Photoshop file.  I had to resize the art several times to make it look right for desktop computer sizing.

Turkey 2nd revision

Turkey Cartoon Animation, 2nd revision.

Made in Adobe Flash (Adobe Animate).

First version ( no color):

Part of an upcoming commercial for ArTex Funding.

 

https://helpx.adobe.com/animate/how-to/make-an-animation.html

SEO thoughts

I am no expert on making a website thats easy to find on google. I am not an expert on Search Engine Optimization.

But I did figure out one small technique that might help.

Whenever I finish a video project I want to share it on youtube so my clients can see it, or THAT is its final destination.

However, I dont send folks the youtube link directly. I post the youtube file onto my website first, then I share the web page on facebook. That way I get more hits on my website.

Such as:
https://austintxweddingvideo.com/2017/11/10/zack-and-aimee/

If I sent just the youtube link, I might get a lot of youtube hits. But If I send out my web addresss, people have to go to my website first, upping the web pages hit count. I get web hits but when they click on the video I get the youtube hits as well.

 

That is a wedding video.  I posted it to the brides facebook page and within 20 minutes it had over 20 hits.  An hour later it had almost 50 hits.   All her friends and family were eager to see her wedding reel. So they all rushed to my website.  Just a youtube post wouldnt draw anyone to my website.  I made it so that all those people had to go to my wedding video website to get to the youtube video.  They could  now  click on the youtube link and just share that. But I don’t think they will/ We will see, its only been one day.

I really want people interested in getting a web video produced will find me. I shoot video, edit it and create animations.  I hope if someone does a google search on “video production austin” or  “video production san antonio”  will find me and hire me.

 

I am also reading articles like:

https://searchenginewatch.com/2016/01/21/seo-basics-22-essentials-you-need-for-optimizing-your-site/

 

This isn’t my youtube video, but I like what it has to say:

 

UPDATE:

 

I just went to :

https://developers.google.com/speed/pagespeed/insights/

 

and tested my three websites.

this one,  www.mattkprovideo.com  ( my website about animation and video production)

http://www.lovestorytexas.com    ( my alleged high end wedding video website).

 

and www.austintxweddingvideo.com   ( which is supposed to be my website for lower cost wedding video services).

 

I would think my lovestorytexas.com website would rank highest, the mattkprovideo would be second and the simple low end wordpress wedding site would be last.

Not so fast

 

the low end wedding video site ranked highest:

https://developers.google.com/speed/pagespeed/insights/?url=https%3A%2F%2Faustintxweddingvideo.com%2F&tab=desktop

 

https://mattkprovideo.com/  got a POOR mobile device ranking. 62 / 100

but a “Needs Work  76 / 100″ on desktops.

 

http://lovestorytexas.com/    got “Poor  33 / 100″  for mobile and  “Poor 30 / 100″ for desktop computer users.

https://developers.google.com/speed/pagespeed/insights/?url=http%3A%2F%2Flovestorytexas.com

 

wow. a lot of work to do.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It Came from Hollywood

It Came from Hollywood

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http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/it-came-from-hollywood-1982

Here is a movie that could save you years of watching the Late Late Show; it’s like Creature Features died and went to heaven. “It Came from Hollywood” is a 90-minute guided tour through the worst parts of nearly 100 of the worst movies ever made, from “The Amazing Colossal Man” to “Zombies of the Stratosphere.” It turns “That’s Entertainment!” into “That’s Entertainment???” And now that I’ve finished with my cornball one-liners, let’s get on to the movie.

But “It Came from Hollywood” goes beyond the Medveds to encompass whole genres of awfulness. It uses montages to show us wave upon wave of flying saucers, tray upon tray of human brains, attack upon attack by savage beasts, and a sequence in which a series of utterly unconvincing giant insects stumble jerkily over cardboard cities.

My favorite scenes in the movie, however, are not the moments that are obviously awful, but those moments which are awful in spite of themselves; scenes in which the actors are really trying, but don’t have a chance. There is a pseudo-Busby Berkeley dance number, for example, in which several very badly rehearsed dancers get totally out of synch with each other and start jostling for position in a chorus line while inflatable bananas take over the background.

And then there’s a classic scene where a young engaged couple goes to see the doctor, and he greets them cheerfully, telling the woman there are no complications resulting from the birth of her baby and telling the man his case of V.D. cleared up fine. The man shouts at his intended: “You’ve had a baby?” She replies, “You’ve had one of those awful diseases?” He says, “One scandal at time.”

The movie has been assembled by Malcolm Leo and Andrew Solt, who have made a specialty of compilation films. Their credits include “Heroes of Rock and Roll” and the remarkable “This Is Elvis,” in which documentary footage and film and TV clips created an uncanny portrait of Elvis Presley’s rise and fall.

This time they organize their material into segments introduced by Dan AykroydJohn Candy, Cheech and Chong and Gilda Radner –whose names are exploited in a very bad advertising campaign that for some reason chooses to obscure the fact that this is a film of highlights from bad films.

The hosts are all right in their introductory segments; Radner has a great moment barricading her door against gorillas, and Aykroyd turns up in Glen (or Glenda’s) white angora sweater. But the movie makes the annoying decision to let the hosts speak during the scenes from the bad movies, one-upping the original footage with wiseguy comments that should be left for the paying audience to make.

Something else bothers me: At times, I got the impression that the filmmakers were adding things to the original soundtracks to make them “funnier,” as when a hairy monster burps after eating a victim. Surely these movies are funny enough in themselves. Consider some of their titles: “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes,” “The Brain from Planet Areas,” “The Crawling Eye,” “Horror of Party Beach,” “I Married a Monster from Outer Space,” “Incredible Melting Man,” “Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies,” “Mars Needs Women,” “Slime People” and, of course, “Teenagers from Outer Space.”

“Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies,” “Mars Needs Women,” “Slime People” and, of course, “Teenagers from Outer Space.”

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Came_from_Hollywood

It Came from Hollywood is a 1982 American comedy documentary film compiling clips from various B movies. Written by Dana Olsen and directed by Malcolm Leo and Andrew Solt, the film features wraparound segments and narration by several famous comedians, including Dan AykroydJohn CandyGilda Radner, and Cheech and Chong. Sections of It Came from Hollywood focus on gorilla pictures, anti-marijuana films and the works of Ed Wood. The closing signature song was the doo wop hit “What’s Your Name” by Don and Juan.

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