Conspiracy Theories I believe in and those that I don’t.
I think I am a reformed conspiracy theorist. I used to believe that everything was all part of some plot. Now I don’t. But I still think there are some conspiracy theories that are true.
1) This big one. The main conspiracy theory that all the others are allegedly based on.
The Illuminati. The Big shadowy Global Elite that is puppet mastering EVERY event in the world to their own benefit. Just as the Pharaohs of ancient Egypt were attempting to control their citizens and their slaves, these fiends control everything in our time. Like how certain Mafia families know about and control everything in their specific neighborhoods, these Global Elites control everything on the planet.
I don’t believe this…. entirely.
I DO believe that there ARE super wealthy super powerful clans that WANT to manipulate the world to their own benefit. I believe these clans use connections in government and industry and around the world to make things happen that enrich them. They want lots of wars so that they can sell more arms. They want TV shows and movies to push images that in some ways would help them.
I’m not saying they always succeed. And I’m not saying that every war is their doing. Wars have been going on since caveman days, long before these elite families/banking clans etc came to power. But I think many conflicts can be traced to those who profit from them.
I don’t think every network newscast is controlled by them. I don’t think every copy of NEWS-WEEK and TIME. etc… is reviewed by them before publication.
Do I think the publishers and or producers of major media KNOW that “they” will come after them if they say the wrong thing?
So… I don’t believe there is ONE source of power that is manipulating everything. But I think there ARE elites TRYING to manipulate everything and very often succeed.
If the Elites of a society are all powerful and can control everything, then why did the Greek Empire fall? The Mighty Roman Empire? The British empire collapsed after WW2. The Elites in England surely didn’t WANT that to happen did they?
The theories of elite trying to control us have been espoused by the very intelligent, informed and well spoken intellectual Noam Chomsky, the underground voices like Milton William Cooper and of course recently knocked about rabble rouser Alex Jones.
Ahhh Alex Jones. he has been so wrong on so many of his paranoid predictions that at this point he is a joke and can’t be used as a valid source without looking like a fool.
Which is a shame because over the years SOME of things he’s talked about have been valid.
Alex Jones-isms I believe in:
Increasing excessive government surveillance through the internet and security cameras. I think the government COULD read our emails/ social media posts if they want. I think they COULD watch us through webcams and traffic cams if they wanted.
Why is their NO audit or oversight of the Federal Reserve?
The elites can control the mainstream media ( I believe in this one up to a point)
The Government takes advantage of tragedies like school shootings and terrorist attacks as an excuse to pass regulations to control the populace. I do NOT believe the Government STAGES these attacks, but does take advantage of them when they occur.
Cover ups of CIA / FBI schemes like Operation Northwoods, MK- ULTRA, The Gulf of Tonkin, and the faked reasons for the lead up to the 2nd Iraqi invasion.
That Kuwaiti girl telling the tale of Iraqi Army atrocities was all a rehearsed lie.
Alex Jones-isms I think I kind of believe in:
The public school system is geared into making us mindless worker drones who don’t question authority.
Fluoride is a poison that can kill us in large doses and can make us brain numb in small doses. I think I believe in this one. No 100% evidence of i yet but I think I believe it.
The elites would like a smaller more manageable world population.
The elites would like us dis-armed.
The elites know each other and meet at “conventions” like the Bohemian Grove, the Bilderberg Group etc. They are mainly there for social reasons BUT it wouldn’t surprise me if the connections made at these meetings lead to plots later. I don’t believe that the Bohemian Grove is a Luciferian cult…. its a summer camp that is broken up into lodges/houses etc that have house emblems like pirate logos ( thus the skull and bones imagery ) . The consecration of care ceremony is just a summer camp bonfire, and they are NOT burning children.
These rich successful workaholic big shots get to leave their CARES behind for a week. So they burn…. consecrate their cares in a symbolic coffin. Theres nothing satanic about it.
The government is hiding evidence of UFOs. Hmmm… maybe. I think most UFO pictures and films are hoaxes by attention seeking individuals. BUT…. maybe….
The Oklahoma City fire chief who told Alex Jones on video that he ( the fire chief) thought there were extra bombs in the rubble of the Murrah Building that they ( the OK city fire department) hadn’t removed yet. That to me is amazing evidence that something or someone other than Nichols and McVey might have been involved.
The masonic pyramid imagery all over dollar bills and the city of Washington DC is proof that most of our founding fathers were members of the Masons. Yeah?!!?!? Who denies this? Washington, Jefferson etc WERE Masons! NO ONE is denying this, its in their official bios. Which is proof of…. nothing..
Gay Frogs. On the Howard Stern Show, Alex gave a somewhat rationale explanation that bi products of the manufacture of certain anti depressant pills got into rivers and neutered the frogs in those rivers. i don’t think this is proof any kind of plot, but another example of polluters caring more about profits than the environment. If it is true that the sex drives of river amphibians were affected by chemicals in the water, it was just an accident.
The CIA and other elitist groups recruit new members from the ranks of Yale University SKULL AND BONES Fraternity. I think I believe this one. Its no big mystery or conspiracy theory. Some of the early members of the CIA used to be in SKULL & BONES-men so they look there for new members. The same way any frat boy might look to his old frat for new employees for whatever companies they might work at.
Alex Jones-isms I DO NOT believe in:
The PLASTIC COFFIN LINER pictures all over the internet are just plastic coffin liners. Not evidence of a massive upcoming government plan to massacre the populace.
BOHEMIAN GROVE is a Luciferian Cult with skull and bones/ death ceremonies and gay sex. Sorry I watched Alex’s own video and I saw nothing but a country club for the super rich. The lodge icons are no different than the troop logos at my Boy Scout summer camp I attended as a scout, and the Texas summer camp I worked at 1994. Boys will be boys. Young men like to form “secret clubs”and make logos/mascots to show their inclusion. There is no big plot, its just something young men do on their own. One can see in Alex Jones own video, the pirate themed group has pirate skulls and cross bones on their cabins. And the “Hillbilly” group has texas-ey imagery in their part of the camp.
Do these rich camp attendees maybe drink to much beer and whip it out and pee on trees in front of each other? Probably. Show me a man who never did that. There photographic evidence that these men might put on wigs and do funny “gay” skits. hey older more powerful men do things to show their authority over lower ranked men. It happens. And drag skits can be funny. Go look at the last scene of DIRTY DANCING. At the end of the summer that family summer camp hosts a talent show where the guests amuse each other with funny skits.
The US government conducts MILITARY EXERCISES to prepare the troops to get ready to assault the american people to get rid of trouble makers and cut down the population. Bull shit. He ran video of a national guard exercise in the 90s that he said was evidence of an upcoming government attack. That attack never happened and any troops trained in the 90s would surely be done with their Army service by now. JADE HELM didn’t lead to any attacks on the US populace.
I haven’t seen any convincing evidence that the 9-11 attacks were staged by the US govt. I think “W” took advantage of it, but I’m not sure he caused it.
CRISIS ACTORS / FAKE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS. This one really pisses me off. These people should be forced to go to the local morgues hand in hand with the parents of dead children and TRY and then say that these children’s deaths were faked.
NON ALEX JONES CONSPIRACY THEORIES..
He aint the only one…
The idea that the Roman Empire felt threatened by the Christians (and Jews) and thus added things to the Bible like:
Matthew 22:21 Jesus said “Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s; and to God the things that are God’s.” Romans 13:1 “Let every person be in subjection to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God and those which exist are established by God.”
I think I believe this one. One odd theory says that in the time that Jesus is supposed to have lived, that Ceasers face wasn’t on any coins. Hmm i don’t know, but I can see WHY the Roman government would want add things to the Bible urging people to pay their taxes and obey the earthly government.
And, Jews don;t believe in Hell but the New Testament suddenly has things very similar to the Roman Hades in it.
THE JFK ASSASSINATION.
I think the vast majority of books and videos espousing conspiracy theories do the exact same thing they say the Warren Commission did. They print anything that supports their preconceived notions and ignore anything and everything that doesn’t support their preconceived notions.
I have read almost everything about the Kennedy assassination. I used to believe it was a conspiracy, now I don’t.
Whatever JFK books you read I must insist you also read:
“A Conspiracy of One” by Jim Moore
“Case Closed” By Gerald Posner
“Those books are deliberate disinformation campaigns by the CIA to confuse us and keep the real conspiracy cloaked!”
Oh zip it, no they aren’t. Gerald Posner also wrote a book trashing the Bush Family and the CIA. So much for him being a CIA agent.
THE MOON LANDINGS WERE FAKED.
WHY??? And HOW??? Any pictures / films you may have seen “proving” it was all faked are images of NASA TRAINING exercises not the actual landings. Those hundreds of NASA employees all kept their mouths shut until they died?
BARACK OBAMA IS A CIA PLANT AND IS FROM KENYA.
Couldn’t the CIA get some kind of puppet who wasn’t from Kenya and wouldn’t need to fake his or her background?
Michelle Obama has a dick.
Again, if “she” did have a weiner the CIA wouldn’t let her husband win the election. They’d get a candidate whose wife had a real hoochie. And where’d her lookalike daughters come from?
GERMAN NAZI ROCKET SCIENTISTS WERE RECRUITED BY THE U.S. TO HELP US ON OUR SPACE PROGRAM.
I believe this one. Google “ Operation PaperClip”
RONALD REAGAN WAS SHOT BECAUSE HE WANTED TO INVESTIGATE THE IRS AND THE FEDERAL RESERVE.
Lots of eyewitnesses say they saw a man named John Hinckley take a shot at Ronnie.
John Hinckley’s grandfather was a huge supporter of George Bush senior and really wanted HIM to win the 1980 nomination- not Reagan.
Annnnd.. well theres no evidence other than that. So….. maybe.
PAUL MCCARTNEY WAS KILLED IN 1967 AND REPLACED BY AN IMPOSTOR.
The Beatles left clues to this on their album covers and lyrics.
Annnnnnnd Paul’s wife, parents, siblings, aunts, uncles, the other Beatles, all the Apple/ Abbey Road employees AND his millions of devoted fans were either fooled by this impostor or were in on the hoax.
And if the Beatles were IN on this hoax why put clues all throughout their albums? Wouldn’t the magic force behind the cover up go after them next?
The person who “exposed” this hoax admitted decades ago it was all a joke. But some still believe.
This internet article says Brian Epstein and Paul himself concocted the hoax to sell albums.
But weren’t they selling millions of albums anyway?
Another theory is that an American DJ made it up.
This is THE stupidest conspiracy theory ever.
No they’re condensation trails.
UFO SIGHTINGS AND ABDUCTIONS.
Maybe. Probably not, but Maybe.
Maybe there WAS some kind of animal up in the mountains. Maybe. WAS. Maybe locals saw a bear. I think that infamous Super 8mm footage of bigfoot is fake.
Someone on TV said its him in a suit. Maybe. Probably.
I doubt there is any big foot type animal up in Washington state at this point. Someone would have video or photos of it by now.
THE LOCH NESS MONSTER.
The same as Bigfoot. Maybe there was some kind of really big snake in that water a long time ago. Viewers of it maybe exaggerated what they remembered seeing. I don’t think theres any super sized snake in that lake now. The old B&W photos of Nessie are faked.
THE GOVERNMENT CAN WATCH US THROUGH OUR COMPUTERS WEBCAMS.
or phone cameras/mikes. I totally believe this one. I KNOW they can. But I doubt they are watching ALL of us ALL of the time. YET.
THE HOLOCAUST DIDNT HAPPEN.
Yes it did. Too many eyewitnesses, both victims and perpetrators. Too much physical evidence. Too much written evidence. Maybe the number WAS lower than 6 million, but it was still the imprisonment torture and murder of hundreds of thousands, if not several millions of innocent people.
It happened. The Nazis wanted to kill all the jews and got almost all of the ones in Europe. There was a Holocaust in Cambodia. Our American Ancestors practiced Genocide against the Natives…
VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM.
Scientists say they don’t. Some parents say their kids only started showing signs of Autism AFTER they got vaccinated. Scientists/ Pro vaxxers say this is a coincidence. I’ll go with the scientists with the addendum that MAYBE there have been SOME children that had a bad reaction to the vaccines. I reiterate the words “maybe” and “some”.
ANTI DEPRESSANT PILLS MAKE YOU CRAZIER.
“All School shooters were on anti depressant drugs”
Well I don’t know about ALL but maybe some…
I have almost exactly the same response to this as the vaccine issue. Maybe SOME people have bad reactions to certain medications. AGAIN, I reiterate the words “maybe” and “some”.
BEVERAGES MARKETED TO AFRICAN AMERICANS HAVE HIGHER ALCOHOL CONTENT.
This has been proven. I believe it.
Is it a deliberate plot to harm the Black community? No evidence of this but it wouldn’t surprise me.
ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER is a hoax.
I think I have A.D.D. . Many people who have met me think I have A.D.D. I have tried a few different A.D.D. medicines and people around me say they’ve noticed slight improvement.
“The guy who invented ritalin admitted on his deathbed admitted its a hoax” Is there proof of this?
I don’t think A.D.D. is fictitious. I think some folks may be helped by the right medicine. AGAIN, I reiterate the words “maybe” and “some”.
J. EDGAR HOOVER IGNORED THE MAFIA BECAUSE THEY HAD EVIDENCE OF HIS HOMOSEXUALITY
THE GOVERNMENT HAS COOPERATED WITH THE MAFIA WHEN THEY HAD MUTUAL INTERESTS.
Mussolini cracked down on the Mafia. Fidel Castro kicked out the Mafia and nationalized their profitable casinos.
So the Mafia and the FBI/CIA put aside their differences to use their resources and connections to fight against Mussolini and Castro.
I believe it.
“And the CIA hired and or let the Mafia kill Kennedy”. No they didn’t.
The GOVERNMENT LET THE MAFIA FLOOD GHETTOS WITH HARD DRUGS TO WEAKEN THE AFR-AMERICAN COMMUNITY.
LOTS of Black leaders believe this. The FBI and local cops keep crack/heroin etc out of white suburbs but somehow can’t stop it from getting into the ghetto.
JONESTOWN ( GUYANA) WAS A CIA MIND CONTROL EXPERIMENT.
I don’t believe it. HOWEVER one theory by semi respectable writer Jack Anderson says that the audio recording of Jim Jones last rant before he killed himself you can hear him say :
“Take Dwyer on down to the east house” and later: “Get Dwyer out of here before something happens to him.”
“Dwyer” was allegedly a CIA operative.
Even if that were true, I still don’t think that Jim Jones, Jonestown or the mass suicide were controlled by the CIA. Maybe, MAYBE the CIA were watching Jonestown for good reasons, bad reasons… But I don’t see what benefit it would be for the CIA for those dozens of nobodies to kill themselves.
By the way several Jonestown survivors insist that most of the flock were FORCED the drink the poison, had poison needles FORCED into them or were shot.. by Jim Jones armed deputies. It wasn’t all “mass suicide”. Not all of them WANTED to do it.
SCIENTOLOGY WAS ALSO A CIA MIND CONTROL EXPERIMENT.
I have no first experience with Scientology, but Ive been a voracious Scientology buff for several years. Some folks like the late great Dick Gregory felt that L Ron Hubbard was a CIA operative. Many ex Scientologists have written blogs and posted youtube webcasts and they say they don’t believe it. L Ron was a serial exaggerator so its hard to tell where the truth about many aspects of his life lies. Scientology has found ways to not pay their taxes and spied on the government . So I wouldn’t be surprised if the Government spied back.
THE FOR PROFIT PRISONS ENCOURAGE “GANGSTA RAP” AND “GANGSTA” LIFESTYLE TO KEEP THEIR PRISONS FULL.
No evidence but…… I wouldn’t doubt it.
LOCAL AND STATE GOVERNMENTS IN THE POST CIVIL WAR SOUTH ARRESTED AS MANY BLACK MEN AS THEY COULD FOR LAME CRIMES OR NO CRIMES AT ALL TO CONTINUE DE FACTO SLAVERY.
This has been well documented and I totally believe it. Once in prison African American men were put to work on chain gangs building roads for the profit of their white jailers. I’m not sure this has totally stopped even today.
ALEX JONES IS A SHILL FOR THE MAN.
Alex Jones is exposing the elltes while also doing their bidding. “They” knew this stuff was coming out from all the new technology since the 90s, Cable Access TV, desktop publishing, blogs, webcasts, youtube..
So if its gonna come out anyway, why not dilute it, discredit it by coming out of a hysterical kooks mouth?
Thats why he went from Austin Cable Access to a World Wide Audience.
Or maybe thats what they WANT you to think?
( Laughs like a Scooby Doo Villain) Mooo hahahahahahahahaha!